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kurzz:

Hey guys GUESS WHAT!!! I’m going in for surgery on JUNE 9TH!!!!! And I do not get paid leave so I am opening some streamlined commissions so that I don’t go broke when I’m off work!! I want to get as many done as possible, so I’m only gonna be doing sketches (~$8, +$3 per extra character) and flat colors (~$15, +$5 per extra character) cause it takes me too long to do big finished things haha anyway wink wonk buy things from me please I need help
For my list of wills and won’ts, please see my previous post here~
Tumblr messages are not reliable so if you have any questions or wanna make me do a thing for you, please email me at kurzztumblr@gmail.com (unless you have my skype, then message me there<3)

kurzz:

Hey guys GUESS WHAT!!! I’m going in for surgery on JUNE 9TH!!!!! And I do not get paid leave so I am opening some streamlined commissions so that I don’t go broke when I’m off work!! I want to get as many done as possible, so I’m only gonna be doing sketches (~$8, +$3 per extra character) and flat colors (~$15, +$5 per extra character) cause it takes me too long to do big finished things haha anyway wink wonk buy things from me please I need help

For my list of wills and won’ts, please see my previous post here~

Tumblr messages are not reliable so if you have any questions or wanna make me do a thing for you, please email me at kurzztumblr@gmail.com (unless you have my skype, then message me there<3)

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stardrop-crossing:

SCREAMS
Now I really have Cube’s pic ლ(◡‿◡ლ)
Made by the lovely and talented unicornism (Animal Crossing villager pictures available on her etsy!)

stardrop-crossing:

SCREAMS

Now I really have Cube’s pic ლ(◡‿◡ლ)

Made by the lovely and talented unicornism (Animal Crossing villager pictures available on her etsy!)

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fireflyca:

bookishbutcorruptible:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

“The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

Douglas Adams is the best at describing EVERYTHING:
"He pounded his steering wheel, kicked the floor, thumped his cassette player until it suddenly started playing Barry Manilow, thumped it until it stopped again, and swore and swore and swore and swore and swore."

fireflyca:

bookishbutcorruptible:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

“The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

Douglas Adams is the best at describing EVERYTHING:

"He pounded his steering wheel, kicked the floor, thumped his cassette player until it suddenly started playing Barry Manilow, thumped it until it stopped again, and swore and swore and swore and swore and swore."

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pragtastic:

sixpenceee:

Hey so I found this while reading some science articles and I really needed to share.

Basically what it’s saying is that as bisexual teens grow older, it doesn’t get better, they are still depressed and suicidal, as opposed to straight teens who get happier as they become adults.

The study did not determine why suicidal thoughts persisted in some groups, but experts offer some suggestions.

“Some bisexuals may struggle with depression later on because they don’t feel accepted and supported in either lesbian and gay or straight communities. Bisexual identity does not fit into the gay/straight categories most people are comfortable with.”

READ THE FULL ARTICLE HERE

Filed under: Shit I’ve been saying for like a year. 

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sarsler:

Obligatory amigurumi post! I’ve been lucky enough to have my fawn and duck patterns included in the latest iteration of the Zoomigurumi series, and it goes on pre-sale today! It has 15 great new patterns in it, you can buy the PDF for $16.95 or buy both the PDF and the paperback version together for $22. 

Like all the previous Zoomigurumi books, this one includes comprehensive crochet instructions and stitch explanations for beginners. Whether you’re already familiar with crocheting or you’re new to it, this is a great book to have and it’s well worth the purchase. Joke (the owner of Amigurumipatterns and the creator of the books) always does such a beautiful job putting these books together and this new one is no exception. I’m so grateful for all the hard work she does and I feel very fortunate to have my patterns included in a book with such talented people!

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rifa:

yeahwriters:

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referenceforwriters:

Hemingway App

thetrolliestcritic:

Hemingway makes your writing bold and clear. 

Basically the coolest little tool to have as a writer.

This is awesome!!!

I’M SCREAMING I WANT THIS

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petitspixels:

Fabric of the day&#160;: Cute axolotls.
http://www.spoonflower.com/fabric/2409278

petitspixels:

Fabric of the day : Cute axolotls.

http://www.spoonflower.com/fabric/2409278

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coolmyassholeburnsthings:

I love aperture Science

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maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”

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